Why Is the Rum Gone? – Pirate Horse Humour Unisex T-Shirt
Military Green / S
$32.99
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Why Is the Rum Gone? – Pirate Horse Humour Unisex T-Shirt
$32.99
🏴☠️ Why Is the Rum Gone? Because the Horse Drank It.
Inspired by the legendary swagger of Captain Jack Sparrow himself, this tee captures the spirit of a horse who sails by his own compass — slightly off-course, entirely magnificent, and absolutely not sorry about it. The original digital design was created by Canadian artist Jennifer Hall, who has a gift for giving animals the kind of personality that makes you do a double-take.
Whether you're navigating the high seas or just the grocery store, you'll be doing it with the confidence of a pirate captain on horseback. And that, mate, is a look.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |